imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways.
— Rumi (via nirvikalpa)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
teacher: does anyone know about cheating death?
me: there was this one time in kingdom hearts 2 where sora died and mickey gave me a second chance
hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
